Jakob's Poetry Corner

Paddington's Restless Night by Jakob Chapman

2010-03-24T07:55:00.005-06:00

Following last night's release party, Jakob Chapman's new poem "Paddington's Restless Night" is now available to read in INSCAPE's print and web editions.

Click here to read "Paddington's Restless Night."

Paddington's Restless Night Forthcoming in INSCAPE

2009-12-03T08:55:00.003-07:00

Jakob's poetry corner is pleased to announce that Jakob Chapman's Poem "Paddington's Restless Night" is forthcoming in INSCAPE's Fall 2009 Issue. The poem will be available in the journal's print and web editions.

Cyborg Renaissance by Jakob Chapman

2009-09-14T08:35:00.004-06:00

Jakob Chapman's poem "Cyborg Renaissance" is now published in MindFlight's online edition. Click here to read "Cyborg Renaissance."

Jakob Chapman New Poetry Editor for INSCAPE

2009-09-10T10:27:00.003-06:00

Jakob Chapman is pleased to announce that he is the new poetry editor for INSCAPE the literary magazine for Brigham Young University.

"Inscape is the inward quality of objects as they are perceived by the joined introspection of a poet, who in turn embodies them in unique poetic forms."

-Gerard Manley Hopkins

INSCAPE is published twice a year as a cooperative effort of the BYU College of Humanities and the Department of English. To see the latest issue of INSCAPE click here.

Decisions 2000 & 8 is now available!

2009-05-29T15:51:00.005-06:00

Jakob Chapman is pleased to announce that his new collection of poetry Desisions 2000 & 8 is now available for purchase. Click here to view his collection!

Jakob Chapman to be Published in MindFlights

2009-05-15T13:11:00.003-06:00

Jakob Chapman just finished signing a contract with MindFlights for his Poem, "Cyborg Renaissance." His poem will be used in their online edition.

Vindaloo Passover by Jakob Chapman

2009-05-01T11:20:00.003-06:00

after eating the lamb
drenched in curry
poured over hoary rice
waiting for twilight
when the sun sinks
sorrowfully to his knees
entreating intersession
with the 3rd day separation,
I have a date
with my creating angel

The Heat Death of the Universe (Short Story by Jakob Chapman)

2009-04-13T11:43:00.004-06:00

Although not my poetry, this short story just got publish on Utah Children's Writer's Blog. Click here to read "The Heat Death of the Universe."

General Conference by Jakob Chapman

2009-04-04T21:04:00.001-06:00

Run, run, run!
I can because George is open
I can run because my bishop does not take attendance
it is not a question he asks—directly
when I see him every two years;
yes or no is more like a batting average
anyway

Run, run, run!
my iPod may look like a radio—
sleek portable religion
I can fit in my pocket
like the ten commandments written on a pebble
so small you need a microscope
to read, “Thou Shalt Not Kill”
but it is not a radio
it is an iPod
and I can listen to Johnny Cash
everywhere I go
if it was a Sansa
it would have a radio
and I could half-listen to MoTab’s
interludes
but it is not a Sansa
it is an iPod
more fashionable

Run, run, run!
obey the word of wisdom
with wicked exercise
I am thirty-five and in my prime
and I have to run while I still have knees
it already hurts to kneel;
I don’t like the feeling of Berber on my skin
the way it prickles

Run, run, run
around the indoor track
trying to decide
what exactly I am running from

Pepperoni by Jakob Chapman

2009-03-27T12:11:00.000-06:00

uncountable noun
thin slice of life
sitting in its own pool
of oily blood
hot salami
in an Italian tsunami
flooding the hut
filling the homeland
with savory security
when the moon hits your eye

Heaven by Jakob Chapman

2009-03-26T08:30:00.002-06:00

Like eating Canadian bacon
in the shower
while my lover
takes a leak

Decisions 2000 & 8 Sample

2009-03-13T11:18:00.003-06:00

A sample of Jakob Chapman's new poetry eBook Decisions 2000 & 8 is now available!

Decisions 2000 & 8 Sample

Publish at Scribd or explore others: Poetry Creative Writing 2008 poetry

Tader Gun by Jakob Chapman

2009-03-06T19:53:00.000-07:00

I fell in favor
with my future father-in-law
while piping the PVC
reducing inches
from 4 to 2
with a pinch
gluing the pieces
and filling the chamber
with hairspray
bug spray
and propane
while he stands back
behind the shed
and I launch a spud
somewhere
over the rainbow.

Toadstool in the Sky by Jakob Chapman

2009-01-12T11:45:00.001-07:00

I held her hand
as we watched the sky
the first
warm spring sun
setting
casting shadows
on the mountains
capped with ice

we watched the clouds
form fluffy shapes
plume and billow

“It looks like a mushroom,”
she said

I nodded
and we fell asleep

Decisions 2000 & 8 by Jakob Chapman

2008-10-14T09:43:00.008-06:00

zealous pie reminds me of horrible treatment
.....nutty cars, complex playgrounds
.....didactic shoes and an extra-large sweater.

an absorbing woman reminds me of anxious operations
.....puffy dust, coherent ladybugs
.....clean market and an upset middle.

free light reminds me of huge competition
.....makeshift meals, a muddled rainstorm
.....fierce fuel and my nippy income.

aromatic toothpaste reminds me of adventurous snails
.....clammy crayons, soggy attention
.....scintillating tomatoes and silly uncles named Sam.

oafish police remind me of an unsightly cannon
.....jittery crime, tart poison
.....illegal shirts and powerful cats.

lean nerve reminds me of thoughtful writing
.....disillusioned feet, wary reason
.....nonstop wash and violet wrists.

a political laugh reminds me of ambitious art
.....obsolete face, ashamed wave
.....magnificent education and a murky mind.

“Little Milton” Inspired by Ian Anderson's “Thick as a Brick” by Jakob Chapman

2008-09-25T11:28:00.000-06:00

Would have you minded
had I sat that one out?
Never drawn lace
or black curtains
and laid the bricks
of someone else's fortune?
Who wants to be the poet
who lost his fame
in last minute rumpus
all for the unpopular desire
to be unique?

[FLUTE SOLO HERE]

Progressive rock aside
for a quite moments reflection
after reading the morning paper,
who will remember
Gerald Bostock
for anything after '72?
I never asked
to be a visionary
fictitious poet protégé!
I collect my royalties
and dream
about what life would be like
if your wisemen
knew how it feels
to be thick...
as a....

Because I Love You

2008-08-26T01:38:00.002-06:00

I walked home barefoot
tonight
after tucking you in
and locking your door

the sidewalk was wet
uneven in places
warm while crossing
the road

periodically rubbing
rocks out of my soul

I had an answer
prepaired if anyone
were to ask
why I was walking
barefoot

I hope when you find
my shoes
in your livingroom
you understand

I wished you
could have felt
the sidewalk
tonight

Fill thy Purse by Jakob Chapman

2008-05-22T11:49:00.002-06:00

O thou lout with surly folly-fallen nut-hooks!
Wherefore art thou a clouted crook-pated pumpion!
Thou didst leave me like a cockered ill-nurtured horn-beast!
Quench my spleeny pottle-deep desire, thou mammet!
May a tottering onion-eyed harpy give birth in your bed.

O thou bugbear with jarring rump-fed measles!
Wherefore art thou a cockered pottle-deep clotpole!
Thou didst leave me like a warped tardy-gaited flax-wench!
Quench my fawning fat-kidneyed desire, thou malt-worm!
May a vain base-court fustilarian give birth in your bed.

O thou fustilarian with puny spur-galled dewberrys!
Wherefore art thou a gleeking rude-growing haggard!
Thou didst leave me like a infectious ill-breeding pumpion!
Quench my spleeny weather-bitten desire, thou hedge-pig!
May a gleeking fool-born strumpet give birth in your bed.

O thou canker-blossom with villainous doghearted codpieces!
Wherefore art thou a reeky rude-growing baggage!
Thou didst leave me like a bootless knotty-pated hedge-pig!
Quench my droning weather-bitten desire, thou malt-worm!
May a vain hedge-born flirt-gill give birth in your bed.

O thou nut-hook with droning shard-borne hedge-pigs!
Wherefore art thou a puny tardy-gaited apple-john!
Thou didst leave me like a infectious fat-kidneyed coxcomb!
Quench my mewling flap-mouthed desire, thou lewdster!
May a droning rude-growing flap-dragon give birth in your bed.

If sticks and stones be the food of hate, break on,
Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.

Dam By Jakob Chapman (Inspired by Barry Seiler’s “Window”)

2008-05-14T14:58:00.002-06:00

The gate opens early morning
But ends in flood

It would like to gush fountains
Water-spilled mote

It would like to be an ocean
Suddenly fluid

It would like to be something

Something like this

A dam without a crack

Dam #2 By Jakob Chapman

2008-05-08T19:34:00.003-06:00

If spring had a name,
how could I speak hers
in its presence
without offending
the same season
with the sound
that suits her best?

If water could be bound
to only one place,
I would use
the new-found
impossible method
to contain my heart
and shut it away.

Until all bitter captivity
one day turns the sad
broken organ mad,
and sends its contents
bursting the dam wall,
racing around
desperate avenues,
until it finally finds her,
pools about her,

her white bare
ankles.

40 Years…. By Jakob Chapman (Based on the lyrics of Ian Anderson)

2008-04-19T10:45:00.003-06:00

That old sun keeps on shining;
have not the patience to ignore all that.

Give sixty days for just one night,
salvation à la mode, and
your deafness a shout!

Do you still see me even here?
as you cross the circle line,
there's a haze on the skyline.

Unfashionable to the end,
the queen of all the pack.
Northern fathers western child.

In the wee hours I'll meet you,
the one day I would change for a Monday.

Refill the cup and drink it up. Say goodnight and
careful (how you go) about your usual business.
But she didn't grace our table.

Big Riff, rough boy, wants to be a singer in a band
before we learned October’s song.

Out in the middle distance, still more tragedies are playing:
soft and silky night walkers.
It said, “I love you” in small letters.

I simply had to read it twice.

SPAM by Jakob Chapman

2008-04-08T09:00:00.001-06:00

sitting—sleepily singing
stop spending settlements

pretty patriotic praises
partly pretended Pattie’s-day

antagonize an afternoon
at another after

midnight mass migraine
matinee muck mannerisms

sitting prettily after midnight
singing praises at mass

sleepy patriotic afternoon matinee
stop pretending another migraine

settle partly antagonized mannerisms
spend Pattie’s-day a muck

Poetry OR Poem

Contest Results

2008-04-01T22:52:00.003-06:00

The results of the contests are in! Although my poetry did not place in any of the contests, I did win 4th place in the Mayhew General Short Story Contest. With a pat on the back, $100 in the wallet, and a free steak dinner for two I repost the poems I pulled to enter in the contests. Better luck next year.

JoLynn by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-31T09:27:00.004-06:00

fiery hair fantasy
makes me nervous
like Brand or Bleys
or she who is white and
“ fair”
(Celtic pale)

makes me stare
which memory
keeps me warm
when all other lights
“go out”
(fire of Galadriel)

but I love
the picture
of her new shoes
“little brown boots”
(modern Caligula)

mid-calf suede
“anticipation”
(gloves of Sweden)

kept in her wallet
to show me
“simple gifts”
(Appalachian Spring)

which memory
warms my sheets
at night
begs my attention in
“economics”
(my red-haired Giffen good)

Poetry OR Poem

Jack-in-the-box By Jakob Chapman

2008-03-28T09:10:00.003-06:00

red box
mounted
on the wall
reaching forward
outstretching
tempted
each time I pass
grasp the handle
knuckles white
firming grip
blood burning
like fire

save yourselves

Poetry OR Poem

String Theory by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-26T09:34:00.003-06:00

official handicap
forgotten
lips forming the possibility
of pastrami on rye
knee pads and sunglasses
llama rodeo
sunshine and physics
physical attraction theory
in a getaway car

Poetry OR Poem

One Like the Other by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-18T09:42:00.005-06:00

another new day
half hour early
shower and pray
write down questions
anticipate answers
try to guess
what she will say

countdown
the time
waste it away
were we on five?
or always on six?

I lose track of the hits
it takes me to stay
focused
on absentmindedness
today

Poetry OR Poem

Understanding Tuesday Afternoon by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-14T09:01:00.005-06:00

I am stuck
in redheaded
desire
I can’t get out
of the lovely
quagmire

eight-year-old
rollerblades
covered with mud
hose them down
fuel the intensity
of the draught
delight in saturation
it’s okay
mother won’t
find out
about the flood

I am sorry
about haystacks
the lack of love
and devotion
acquired from cats
thankful lunch
engagement
with or without
cheese
satisfy cravings
strange emotions

I am burned
by redheaded
fire
my heart is ready
it couldn’t be
dryer

Poetry OR Poem

Reading Jane Eyre by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-13T08:54:00.006-06:00

my hand is a spider
crawling on the ceiling
my covers too warm
the book by my side
spinning my mind
causing me harm

the clock on the stand
races faster
drinking my sleep
bringing me nearer
the 10 o’clock classroom
wishing for Tuesday
devotion and noon

bunk bed creaks
desire an end to games
roommate speaks
I listen
as he sleeps
jealously excited
awaiting alarm

red is new
favorite color
I think of her often
silent alms
always later into night

pitiful sleep
calm surrender
frightens
and claims
the spider on the wall

as always…

as always.

Poetry OR Poem

Empty Chair by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-08T21:23:00.002-07:00

fake granite
composite plastic
cold curves
sharp line
cutting narrow
strip
fourth row
to the right
mother hole
dripping
disappointment
counting seconds
forgetting minuets
rigid awkward soul
I was supposed to meet
and never lose
the imposable hope

Poetry OR Poem

Rowboats by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-04T21:06:00.004-07:00

glide away Sisu
glide away Jazz

waiting alone
in a house of photographs
constant smiling faces
a few watts of light
help me remember
keep me up at night

clip the grass
when it gets too long
don't forget
she'll be coming back
by the time
I've gone

house-sitting memories
tale set for one
empty arms
album in lap
empty pages
the desire to fill

little boats
on the lake
little boats making
little wakes
glide away...
glide away....

Poetry OR Poem

Washing Windows by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-03T17:45:00.002-07:00

I am always amazed
at the clarity
pure pool
of crystal style
that rests
before lashes
increasing vantage
decreasing ambiguity
of secret smiles
and hymn numbers
seen from the isle

fuzzy shapes
moving in the grass
throw them away
beside the book
on the blanket
they get in the way

I am always amazed
at the clarity
the freedom
from indistinctness
which happens
every time
I put on my glasses

Poetry OR Poem

Breast Cancer by Jakob Chapman

2008-03-02T12:39:00.003-07:00

vinyl paper clips
dwindling
assorted colors
thin under-wires
digging under
searching
scratching
finding the last
one
that’s not pink
to hold my papers
together
without sending
a wrong
message

Poetry OR Poem

LOVE, LOVE, RUN! by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-28T08:51:00.003-07:00

Sink down to the dusty cigarette!
Sink down to the cold skyscraper!
Sink down to the misty door!
Sink down to the frail concrete!

Hate faceless faith!
Hate small life!
Hate roasted exhaustion!
Hate rainy anger!

Roughly heal your deadline!
Quietly buy your flower!
Openly disarm your girl!
Quickly fight your cigarette!
Loudly desire your job!

Calmly sell your rain!

Poetry OR Poem

Oblivious by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-25T08:56:00.001-07:00

I could not live
with that
platinum
blond
bouncing
and typing
snapping her
slender fingers
to her hip-hop
music
stroking
her own hair
flipping it out
and waving
her hand
in self-conscious
oblivion

Poetry OR Poem

This Is The Place by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-22T09:17:00.000-07:00

this is the place where I sit on a bench
and wait for a golf-cart

this is the place where the sun shines
and warms the january air

this is the place where a new year
of poetry
begins reluctantly
in public

this is the place where people know my name
because it is printed on my shirt
in sharpie
in my own handwriting
and I smile at small girls
who wander from their young mothers
and I wonder if it was really worth
the effort to come
and meet people I already casually knew
back home
who left
and someone I knew years ago
his name escapes me
but I know it must be Loyd
because it is printed on his shirt
in his own handwriting
with sharpie

this is the place where I am
I could go back
no questions asked
several answers silently given
but for now this is the place
where I sit
benchside
and wait
and wait alone

Temperary Changes Due to Contests

2008-02-15T06:36:00.003-07:00

The following poems are currently entered in poetry contests and some have been pulled from my blog depending on contest rules:

Cheetos
Greener Pastures
Loose Change
Malzbier
Paint by Numbers

Poems will be reposted after contest consideration and other submitted nonposted poems will be added. Sorry for this inconvience, but a writer has to make a living.

Poetry OR Poem

A Listmaker's Life by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-10T16:15:00.001-07:00

making a list
of do's and don'ts
will's and won'ts
checking them off
one by one
cross them off
once they're done
prioritize from one to five
do the fours before the ones
they are always more fun
and sit up
late at night
wondering why
fours are not ones
and ones are not fours
or fives
if that where the case
everything important
would always get done
and life would be fun
again

Poetry OR Poem

Greener Pastures by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-06T17:05:00.002-07:00

sleep with the fold
curly haired ewe
blades crisp
for a pillow
jade carpet
jewels for food
breathe in shade

easter dress
dandelion croquette
without shoes
blue-sky
eyes
hold the locks
Holland in hand
bring her nearer
feed the hunger
before the sun goes down

Poetry OR Poem

Leave the Foil on the Floor by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-05T09:15:00.001-07:00

by the time
she came around
the foil was already
on the floor

the apartment
I cleaned
I scrubbed
the sinks
and tub
dishes I spooled
fell away
into evening chaos:
corndogs
and sloppy joes

earlier
I would have offered
lunch
apple beer
and together
we could dirty
a kitchen
mealtime coquette
warm hands
held over the stove
wait for the baguette
don’t bother
the dishes
in the sink
share an omelet
one plate
one utensil
if she doesn’t mind

but she did
show up
hours later
hours too late
and I started
to worry
dropped the foil
getting hungry

Poetry OR Poem

Patriotic by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-04T12:46:00.001-07:00

there is reason
for upset
Tom Petty
can't make it better

flawless finishes
fouled up
against giants

false securities
touch down
predictions awry

why
ruin perfection
for nine billion

old England
might take them back
after 42

wars shouldn't be fought
on Sunday
anyway

Poetry OR Poem

Cheetos by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-02T13:09:00.002-07:00

orange fingers
only the first three
tips soft
almost sticky
bag in left hand
fingers on the right

can't say
I'm sorry
while eating
more than 21

tonight indulge
a little fun:
lick fingers clean
tomorrow

Poetry OR Poem

Death Sentence by Jakob Chapman

2008-02-01T09:11:00.001-07:00

when it is my time
to go the way of the Zelazny
I want a pencil
and ream of paper
to prove
that I really can’t
do any better

Poetry OR Poem

Malzbier by Jakob Chapman

2008-01-30T06:26:00.001-07:00

crisp cold pop
of the bottle cap
rolls across the floor

Monday evening
tie undone
hole in sock
toe hanging out
dew forming
between fingers

liquid bread
coldly warming
my insides
big bang
in my head
unwinding
the universe
proclaiming truth
wisdom
in these words:

"and barley
for all
useful animals
and for mild drinks"

peaceful risk
foamy head
eve of freedom
have another
then off
to bed

This poem is currently under contest consideration.

Poetry OR Poem

Noncommittal: A Definition by Jakob Chapman

2008-01-29T08:09:00.001-07:00

I never knew she wore glasses
before she followed me out the door
after class;

her slow but steady
intention heavy
way of posing
queries about my motives
behind not noticing the leaves
turning corners,
misguided fall reaction,
unable to find a place
where a leaf has not already fallen
resting where I now stand
wishing it were spring,
warm and rotten,
like an apple you don’t see
until you are picking it out
from between your bare toes,
trying to tell yourself
that it really isn’t so bad
being the only one
who thinks that life is too long
just to sit around
messing with words
until they mean what you think they mean,

but she just smiled,
unaware of what exactly
she was asking me to do,
thinking that life is a long song
or a passionate play
to which I am cast,
but I shake my head
but she just smiled,
having shown her hand
and I wish the sleeves
of all girls
would be as soiled
with their animal opinions

and I reply,
“maybe I see you there.”

Poetry OR Poem

Paint By Numbers by Jakob Chapman

2008-01-28T23:16:00.001-07:00

Inspired by Lana Grow’s "Catch the Rhythm, Join the Party"

We paint in packs
the way others might party
(without parental "super-vision")
secretly splashing pigment
on each other’s paintings
when they are not paying
attention.

Distract a neighbor
while the sable brush
of another flicks
a shower of sparkles,
glittering globs of gold,
flying tincture murder,
or just a bad case
of Montezuma’s
revenge.

And watch
as the hand-guided
maquillage blooms
(like an atomic blusher),
and drips down
the oily foresail surface
like a projectiled
ovum accident
caught on candid
canvas.

Join the party;
play the blame game:
who did what where
as we regard
the rumba’d rhythmicity
of botched realism,
and jive jovially
toward artistic
Platonism.

Consider it foul
(if you will call
it anything at all)
artistic sabotage
mingled with
mischievous multi-chromatic
wrongdoing.

But at least it is
still recognizably
abstract.

This poem won the 2007 ARCC Connecting With Art Poetry Contest and was featured in the 2007 Rapids Review. This poem is currently under contest consideration.

Poetry OR Poem

Loose Change by Jakob Chapman

2008-01-28T23:01:00.003-07:00

rolls away
tumbling down spinning
glint in her eye
strike the pavement
reflect the sun
summer day
memories
losing basketball
and falling
from so high
she strikes the pavement
rolls away

Poetry OR Poem